Careful, watching to many spy movies and TV cartoons may give you strange ideas.

Neatorama has published the Top 10 strangest anti-terrorism patents. Here they are:

• The Anti-Terrorist Truck
  and its hidden machine gun turret made to surprise terrorists passing by
• The Face Protector Against Poisonous Gas
  certainly made in Gotham city but I have seen some in Pyongyang.
• Biohazard Suit with Built-In Toilet
  to protect these who wear it, or these around ?
• Railroad Missile System
  this one also inspired by North-Korean leader or some 007’s foes
• The Doggie Earphone
  “His Master’s Voice”
• The Airplane Trap Door
  is an option with crocodiles available ?
• Passenger Control System During Flight
  Be all nice, wear the armband has requested… it’s for your own safety !
• Airplane Sleeping Gas System
  Is the cockpit’s door air locked ?
• Explosion Containment Net
  Gladiators ! Gladiators !
• Mobile Crematorium
  “Nice” but what about CO2 footprint ??

Anyone else with such “brilliant” ideas ?

Source: Neatorama via Schneier on Security